Featured Skaters

June Featured Skater: Tough Muffin

Headshot of Tough Muffin. She is visible from the shoulders up. Her wavy brown hair is down to her shoulders. She has an intense expression on her face.

Name: Tough Muffin

Number: 350º

Travel Team: Brawlers

Home Team: Bombshell Bettys

Years skating: 2


She is small and mighty out on the track. Get to know June’s skater of the month: Tough Muffin!


You were nominated by Override, who wants to know: what do you want to be when you grow up?

Garbanzo and Tippit, wearing matching suits before Mardi Growl.

That’s a good question from Override. Career-wise, I don’t know, but I know that I want to be a mom, and happy!

What brought you to roller derby?

I went to my first bout in 2022. It was the Halloween one, and I went because I knew Cat [#505] from the dog park (our dogs are actually best friends), and she said it would be a good time. Then fresh meat was right after, and I just decided to go for it.

Did you have any idea what roller derby was before you went?

I had seen Whip It, but otherwise, I didn’t know before I saw it in person. And I knew how to roller skate because I taught myself during COVID. You might not think that I knew how to skate, my first day of fresh meat, but I did!

Did you have any other COVID related things that you learned how to do, or ways that you kept yourself busy?

No, I pretty much just ate TikTok pasta and binged TV shows.

Muffin kissing Sinister Siren's cheek. They are both wearing Hard Knox jerseys and full gear for an outdoor skate at the Pride Parade.

And that works too! So how would you describe your rookie year (fresh meat, first season, anything)?

Fresh meat went by really fast. It’s pretty much a blur, but I loved my first year of roller derby and the friendships that I’ve made, and I was sort of falling in love at the same time. Not to be cheesy, but it’s kind of hard to unlink the two, since I am dating one of my teammates.

We are always pro-cheese here! Well, how did you decide on your skater name and number?

My camp name was Muffin, for no particular reason, but that’s what I went by, so I knew I would respond to it. And then it was just about making it a two name deal.

Another idea I had was MG Hammer, but I don’t really like MC Hammer enough for that, but it used my initials.

My number used to be 273, which was my childhood home address, just an homage to my family, but I changed it this year to 350°, which is its own funny pun.

Muffin jamming in a bout. She is coming around a turn with speed and an intense look on her face.

What is your favorite position to play?

Jammer. I like to go fast, and I guess I like being the center of attention.

Muffin holding up her dog, Garbazo, on her lap. They are at a park. She is smiling widely.

Jammers do get the best photographs!

Yeah, although I’m always making the worst faces in those photos.

You had an excellent face in this last bout, when you were passing the panty that one time.

Oh yeah, I saw that. I think Kanary sent it to me and made a joke about it.

How would you describe your jamming style?

In progress. A lot of bending, and not a lot of successful pushing. I think I mix it up. Still definitely learning, but sometimes I get points!

Do you have a signature move as a jammer?

I wouldn’t say so, but I have been doing a lot of bean dipping, or doing the bean dip. And my favorite type of O [offense] is a shirt grab.

It’s always fun to watch you get really low with that [bean dip], and then just get around people.

Thanks!

Muffin from the shoulders up, in full gear, including tiny muffins on her face. She is smiling gently at the camera.

If Tough Muffin had a theme song that we all hear whenever you do something awesome on the track, what would it be?

Ooh, that’s a fun one! I don’t know what speaks to me or my jamming, but something fun from the 80s, like “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” or “Karma Chameleon.”

On bout day, do you have any pre-game rituals?

My first year, I had to put my muffin on my face immediately before we went to the venue. But this year, I pretty much just try to relax so I don’t get anxious, and I walk my dog. Nothing exciting.

What are some of your favorite achievements on the track?

I guess MVP Jammer. I got that twice last year: once for our 15 minute game (as you recall, when we got rained out), but the other game was a full game, and I felt better about that one. I got Rookie of the Year, but that was at the end of the year party, so not really on the track. One time I hit somebody and everybody was like, “Woah!” That was fun. But just the once, I think.

Muffin, Roller Bear, and two Montgomery skaters posing with their MVP Jammer and Blocker awards after a bout. All are still in full gear and smiling widely.

Do you have any derby heroes?

Derby heroes…I don’t know enough about historical derby players, but within our own league—I love watching Kitty jam, and I admire my wife, Psych Wazowski, because she made All Star this year. 

There was a jammer on the Nashville team, Brannan. She played at Honky Tonk Stomp, she was amazing to watch. A total water element. She just went through every pack like a butter knife goes through butter.

Group selfie of Raison D'Êtrimental, Trauma Queen, Tough Muffin, and Sinister Siren. They are in full Hard Knox gear and attire at the Pride Parade.

Have you set any goals for yourself for this season? And if so, how are they going?

Yes: my goal is to get MVP Jammer again this year, at least once, and I would like to have a penalty-free bout. And now that we’re getting prizes for passing the panty, definitely want a prize.

Yes, I forget how many times did you pass it that first bout? I think you had three?

Yeah, I think two or three.

Let me see…[searching through my notes] yeah it was three that you had. Well speaking of penalties, what is your most common penalty, and what does that say about you as a skater?

Definitely cutting the track! And it’s because I continuously get hit out of bounds, and they run me back. This last game, I was a little reckless because I was getting frustrated, and I should have been more careful reentering behind everyone than I was, and that’s why I got a cut track, so I really only have myself to blame. I thought I could get away with it.

Muffin and teammates on the bench on gameday. Muffin is standing, and talking to Miss I'll Strike, Killer Kanary, Cat, and Lethally Blonde, who are all seated.

What is something on your bucket list?

I want to snorkel in the Great Barrier Reef.

Selfie of Muffin and Siren on gameday. Muffin is hugging Siren from behind and wearing Bettys attire and makeup. Siren is in full Hard Knox gear and Siren makeup. Both are smiling softly.

What is people’s reaction to learning that you play roller derby?

If it’s a man, honestly, they’re usually rude. He’ll be like, “Really? You play roller derby?” 

Everyone says, “Wow!” And if they want to know more, they’ll ask; otherwise, they’ll pretty quickly drop it. And I really don’t go on and on about it, unless I think somebody’s interested. But I could probably talk about roller derby all day.

What are some other things that you could talk about all day? Like how do you tend to spend your free time?

I hang out with my dog, and my girlfriend, and our friends. I love my family. I watch a lot of TV and movies, and I’ve always loved talking about those and pop culture. I’ve been doing logic puzzles to keep my mind sharp, but that’s not really worth talking about, that’s just something I do by myself.

If you could describe your derby experience in 3-5 words, or maybe a short sentence, what would you say?

How about: that escalated quickly.

Muffin flexing on the track. She is grinning widely. In the background, you can see that the score is: HKRD Brawlers 147, Little City Roller Derby 149.

Who would you like to nominate for next month, and what do you want to ask them?

Mobile Crisis. How confident are you on the track versus off the track?


Thank you for a fun conversation, Muffin! Readers, you have two chances to catch Hard Knox at home this month: June 1 and 22. Don’t miss out on this amazing skating! And until next time, be like Tough Muffin, and just go for something new.

-smalls-

May Featured Skater: override

Headshot of Override. He is wearing a black Marble City Mayhem tank top in a 3/4 pose. He is smiling slightly.

Name: override

Number: 11

Teams: Marble City Mayhem & Team Zebra

Home Team: Bombshell Bettys

Years skating: 30


They’re known for their quick calls and even quicker movement on the track—get to know May’s skater of the month: override!


You were nominated by Endorphin Annie, who wants to know: have you always been as fast as you are now on the track?

[laughs] I probably used to be faster, actually. I started out as a kid, first just going to the roller rink, you know, when I was ten, but then I got into speed skating after that. I did inline speed skating for a couple years. So that’s where I got some of my form, but I’ve always been pretty fast.

Did that translate to any other—did you play any other sports or anything like that?

Yeah, I played baseball from like five years old to junior in high school, until I got cut my senior year because I wasn’t big enough, but it happens.

Override and his son sitting in the crowd at a bout. Override is in full ref uniform and equipment, and his son is waving to the camera. Both have a soft smile.

So you skated as a kid. How did you discover roller derby?

I didn’t discover that until much later. So I was actually getting ready to finish graduate school, and there was a girl in my—actually, what I used to do is: I would bring my skates up to our studio whenever we had to do all nighters for school, and when I would get tired, I would skate a loop, you know, around the building. I’d be inside the building, but one of the other girls actually joined Red Stick Roller Derby, and told me about it. She was like, “You would probably like it.” And I was like, “You’re kidding!” I skated all growing up, but I didn’t know about roller derby until I was 25.

So you joined roller derby. What position did you like to play then?

Override skating backwards on his left foot with his right foot lifted in the air behind him.

Well, I wasn’t able to actually play for a while because back then, they just had referees, and we weren’t allowed to play or touch any of the skaters, so there was no contact. Mostly because it was, you know, fear of guys hurting girls and stuff like that. So it wasn’t until I moved to LA when I got to play on the men’s team for the first time, and I pretty much started out doing jamming mostly. But back then (I guess it’s always been the same) endurance has always been the biggest hurdle with jamming.

What do you like about jamming?

I think whenever I jam, it’s sort of my focus. It’s sort of like when a horse puts the blinders on their eyes, it’s essentially kind of what I do to where my mind goes into like a rapid tornado, and I’m just focused straight ahead, to where I just go go until I can’t go any more.

Do you have a signature move that you try to do if you can?

I guess I always like the one-foot turnaround, to where it’s like you slide along the outside or inside edge on one foot backwards. So I tend to do that one a lot.

What are some of your favorite achievements on the track?

There’s been a small handful of times where I’ve made like a 25 or 28 point jam. Let’s see, there was one time where we ended up winning by a couple of points. I wouldn’t say it was the last, final point, but it was a very close game, and so I was able to get out, score, and call it off. Basically got to make sure that we won. So that was a good feeling.

How did you decide on your skater name and number?

Override reffing during a bout with a few skaters visible. The camera is behind him, and his original number, 11d2, is visible on his helmet and the back of his ref jersey (where his name is also visible).

The skater name came about from Crash Override, from the movie Hackers. Big Hackers movie fan and computer hacking kind of fan. The number came about from: originally my number was 11d2, until they stopped allowing letters. That one came from SNL, I think, or Celebrity Jeopardy, where it was 3 or eleventy-two (it’s a made up number, it’s a number that sounds like a number but is made up).

You did start as a referee for roller derby. Had you ever reffed before for another sport?

No, so that was kind of the only way I could do anything with derby, was just refereeing, at the time. But you know, I’ve really enjoyed it just because skating is very difficult, as far as being a skater, for its own reasons, and then being a referee is difficult for very different reasons, but both are very challenging to where you never really perfect it. You’re always just trying to be the best you can at it.

When you’re getting ready for a bout, do you have a different mindset that you have to put yourself into if it’s reffing versus skating?

Well for reffing, not so much. If I’m a Head Ref, then I do have to do a lot of mental prep on different things, so as far as coordination and knowing, trying to think about all the different parts of the game, like EMTs [Emergency Medical Technicians] and doing the Head Ref/Coach meeting and then the referee meetings, trying to go over any new rule changes, and so there’s just a lot of mental preparation.

Override catching a jammer with his hip. The picture is a bit blurry, emphasizing the speed of the moment.

But with skating, I definitely have a way that I get into a zone to where I typically don’t talk to people. I usually just have to be quiet, and then I have to do at least several sprints beforehand. I usually like to get my heart up really high beforehand, and then I kind of find a corner someplace, and just zone out to get mentally prepared for what I want to do.

What is your favorite position to ref?

I think probably front pack ref, but I do, I don’t know, I like all of them because they’re all different, but I tend to like the rapidness of front pack. You sort of have to be aware of a lot.

Do you notice any similarities in the penalties you call versus the ones that you yourself might commit? I mean, obviously you’re going to call whatever you see, but you know, we might be aware of certain things.

No, I don’t usually get a whole lot of penalties called on me. I mean I do, but not like an exorbitant amount. But they’re always different, so I don’t have like a tendency to do one thing or another. I do know that if I’m trying to overdo it, like I’m trying to overcompensate (for if we’re losing and trying to do the job of two or three people) I’ll get more penalties, just from trying to be overly aggressive I guess. But it’s always different, you know? Sometimes I’ll get back blocks or forearms or cutting [the track], it’s just kind of a gambit, so I don’t really have a tendency for anything.

Override jamming. He is wearing a Drive-By City Rollers shirt, and doing a crossover in the turn.

Do you feel like you are a ref who skates or a skater who refs?

Skater who refs.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Usually I do a lot with computer graphics and software, so I’ve always been big on learning different softwares and code and website design and things like that. More often than not, I actually am either researching or exploring new softwares. So a lot of computer stuff really.

Override blocking a jammer for Marble City Mayhem. He is driving his shoulder into her stomach.

What’s a piece of advice that someone gave you that has stuck with you?

I guess for as a referee: the first big piece of advice I got was my first game that I was jam refereeing, and it was one of the coaches from the opposite team that came up to me. He was a former level 5 ref that came up and was very stern and asking me questions and things like that, trying to get me shook up because he could see that I was new. But he basically was critiquing my hand signals and how you need to do them, do them big, do them right. And so ever since then, I’ve always done very big, slow hand signals, very properly.

For skating, one of the first pieces of advice that I got was as a jammer, and I was just trying to push through a pack and that wasn’t working. One: because you use all your energy, and two: I don’t really have the size to do that. So they’d say, “You know you don’t have to push straight through. You can move side to side, and you should do that.” It was just a simple comment, but it was one that I always keep in my mind. I’m not going to try to push until I know I can actually make it through.

And sometimes it takes someone else pointing out what is actually obvious for it to click in our brain!

Oh yeah.

Do you have any goals for yourself for this season?

I don’t know if I have goals that I’m still striving towards, but one that I did that I was fairly proud of myself for doing was—we did the survival sort of mini tournament thing in Kentucky. It was just five people on the track, nonstop, and just being able to make it through five 20 minute length games and doing well, I felt was a pretty good achievement. I wasn’t sure whether I would have to bow out and go vomit into a bucket somewhere or not.

Override reffing on a banked track. He is holding his arms out to indicate the pack definition for three orange and two black skaters.

If you could describe your derby experience in 3-5 words, or maybe a short sentence, what would you say?

My derby experience in a short sentence…I would say adventurous. I’ve been able to go, see, do, and meet more places and people in my derby experience than I ever thought that I would. I’ve traveled most of the United States and met thousands of people from all over the world, just doing derby. So it’s been a whole series of memories that were so much more than I could’ve imagined I ever would have been able to get.

What advice do you have for people who want to either play or ref roller derby?

It is what you make of it, I guess. If you really want to get into it, you can go and do with all different kinds of leagues. I think a lot of people get stuck trying to stay just with their one league, but to go and visit other leagues, and to try to do scrimmages or extra events—you can make so much out of it that you want to.

Who would you like to nominate for next month, and what do you want to ask them?

Tough Muffin. I don’t know why, but the only thing I have is: what do you want to be when you grow up?


Thank you for a great conversation, override! Readers, you will have a chance to see them and the rest of Team Zebra at our regular season opener on May 18. We’re down at World’s Fair Exhibition Hall, and you can catch bouts at 5 and 7. Until then, be like Override, and make the most out of the opportunities that life sends your way.

-smalls-

April Featured Skater: Endorphin Annie

Endorphin Annie's headshot. She is wearing a black Hard Knox Roller Derby jersey and is standing in front of a rainbow brick wall. Her hands are on her hips in a confident pose. Her dark brown hair is over one shoulder. She has a warm smile.

Name: Endorphin Annie

Number: 987

Travel Teams: All Stars & Brawlers

Home Team: Bombshell Bettys

Years skating: 6


It’s a hard knock life for anyone who has to compete against this Hard Knox skater! Get to know April’s skater of the month: Endorphin Annie!


You were nominated by Psych Wazowski, who wants to know how you feel like you’ve grown as a skater, especially coming back from an injury mid-season?

Annie holding her Game Ball, which is a green pot with white flowers, ribs, and a sign that says "Stronger than before."

Yeah, that was a real bummer! It was the first game of the season, our home opener, and I got my rib cracked. I think though I was able—well I had to take time off and recover—and I was able to watch all the practices and a lot of the games, and learn reffing. So I think that helped me a lot too, just getting to be more aware of penalties, and then good strategies as well, [ones] that work and don’t work.

I would say just being able to observe helped me learn a lot and grow. Also just being anxious and wanting to get back on the track, and hating that I couldn’t, that helped me out I think a lot too.

How did you discover roller derby in the first place?

When I was in my early 20s, I heard about it on the radio. It was a local station. She (one of the girls there) did roller derby, and I thought it sounded amazing, but I was definitely more reserved and shy in my younger years, so I was too afraid to go and try something like that. And then fast forward probably a good 12 years, I found a Groupon for it, and I was like, that sounds amazing! But again, I was a little nervous and apprehensive about doing it myself, so I tried to round up some of my friends, and they all had excuses, you know? I understand, I was like, fine, you know what, I’m not going to let that stop me. So I decided to try it and I instantly fell in love with it. I didn’t really know much about it before I went to my first practice, but yeah, it was great. I couldn’t wait to get better. I remember watching from the far end with the baby skaters and just like, daydreaming about One day I’m gonna be over there with the big kids!

Annie is on the track as a blocker with a fellow blocker. She wearing a blue FWRD jersey, which has a cool shark on it.

You said you heard about it on a local station. Is local Knoxville for you?

No, I came from California, the Sacramento area.

What brought you out here?

To get out of California! [laughs]

So was it [more] getting out of California, or wanting to come to Tennessee, or a little of both?

It was getting out of California, and then my husband and I—we traveled around to a few different states, did a lot of research, and we had never been to Tennessee, but everything sounded really great, what we were looking for (minus the ocean, but gotta give and take a little bit there). So yeah, we just came here and love it.

Wonderful! So you hadn’t done derby before. Had you ever skated before?

Just as a kid on the streets, rollerblading and skating.

So you just totally jumped into it.

Yeah, it was like I had to learn all over again, because I hadn’t gone for so long. I think I was 35 when I started derby. It was my midlife crisis, I call it that.

And we’re glad you had that midlife crisis!

Me too!

What is your favorite position to play?

I like to be a brace. I do like to pivot, but I’m still learning to be better at jamming. It makes me—I get an adrenaline rush, so I’m still trying to get over that.

What are some of your favorite moments on the track?

Having a line that really works, just having the good chemistry. Another one is when you’re actually able to knock somebody down or out, or run up and catch them, those are some of the favorite moments.

I feel like that also gets the adrenaline going too, when you actually do what you wanted to do there.

Right, but that’s not too much adrenaline, like with the jamming!

Annie, in her black jersey, blocking a jammer in bright green. She is turned around to catch the jammer with her chest. Slamwise Gamgee and Raison D'Etrimental are also on the track.

Jamming is very intense! Well, what is something that you’ve gained from roller derby that you maybe didn’t expect?

I’ve always been a really clumsy person, and roller derby and just skating in general has helped me so much more. There’s lot of times where I’ll just be clumsy and almost fall, and I’m like—woah, I would’ve fallen before, but now my balance is so much better.

Winners of the MVPs for home teams. From left to right: Slamwise Gamgee, Shine-Her, Sharon Beavers, Panic Attack, Kitty Twister, and Annie.

What else…great friends, roller derby family, it’s just a great community altogether, I love it. Also, roller derby is the only exercise I’ve ever been able to keep up with. I’ve tried about every exercise there is out there, and I could never stick with it, but roller derby is just so fun that I don’t even realize that I’m working out and getting exercise.

Everyone on the team knows that you’re a big animal lover. Has that always been the way for you?

Yes, I’ve loved animals ever since I was a kid. My parents will tell you that I’d rather be with animals than people. [laughs] I was asking for a horse since I could walk. I used to take my poor dogs and pretend they were horses until my parents actually got me a horse.

Annie and her kids at a bout. She is in full gear and a black jersey. All are smiling warmly at the camera.

What was your first horse’s name?

Lita. She was a pain!

Can you tell us about the sort of animals you have right now in your house?

Yes, we have a couple of French bulldogs, a cat, and we have chickens and rabbits.

How do you balance derby and real life?

Do I? [laughs] It’s hard. There’s lot of times that my husband will actually push me to go to derby because he knows that I’m so busy a lot of times. I’m just like, “Ah man, I should be doing this instead.” He’s like, “No, you should really go, you’ll be glad you did.” So it’s just having to make time because I know I’ll be glad I went once I do. Even when you’re tired, it’s still nice. Or if you’re not having a good day, it really helps. That’s another one too: derby is cheap therapy.

Selfie of Annie and her husband, Michael, on bout day. Annie is in full gear and makeup. Both are smiling slightly and warmly.

It is! When you’re getting ready for a bout, do you have any rituals, anything that you do to help get yourself ready physically or mentally?

Not really. If I catch myself getting nervous, something I just remind myself is: this is what we practice for. So I do say that in my head a lot, just trying to calm myself down.

What is your most common penalty, and does that say anything about your derby playing style?

I would say multiplayers at first. I think I’ve gotten a lot better with that. I guess the second one would be failure to reform, but I’ve learned a lot this offseason, and I have high hopes going into this season that I will not be one to get that.

It’s very easy to see, off the track, how obvious a failure to reform is, but it doesn’t feel that way when you’re on the track.

Right, it just—with all of our practice lately, I’ve been able to be more aware of where I need to be or don’t [need to] be.

A collage of four images of Annie skating at practice. She is blocking in one, pivoting in another, and jamming in the last two. The background is black, and the red text reads: Endorphin Annie #987

How did you decide on your skater name and number?

I was actually doing roller derby for a few months and I couldn't come up with anything. I always love the punny names, but I couldn’t find anything that I thought was right for me. Some of my teammates threw some names out there, and so one of them (Rainbow Fright was her name) she gave me the name Endorphin Annie.

And at the time my number was 707 because that was the area code of one of my favorite places to visit along the coast of Northern California, right on the beach there. But when I moved out here, I decided to change it to 987 because that was Warbucks’s address in New York, so that’s the street address.

Selfie of Cat, Madam Bomb, and Annie at a home bout. Annie is wearing her Betty black button-up shirt, while the other two are wearing black HKRD jerseys.

So for Orphan Annie.

Yeah, wanted to tie it in a little bit more.

That’s perfect. What is something that most people wouldn’t guess about you?

I had based my moving from California around where I could get to roller derby, like what states had roller derby and wasn’t too far to get to practice.

And Tennessee has a lot of places close to a lot of different derby stuff! That makes me wonder—had you, like was Knoxville the first place in Tennessee that you looked at?

We just drove across the country and just drove to this area, to the Knoxville area.

Just because Knoxville’s not usually the first place that people think of when they think of Tennessee.

Eastern Tennessee kind of drew us in; what it’s known for is what we were looking for.

Group photo of the Bombshell Bettys at practice. They are all wearing red and smiling. Annie is standing in the second row in the middle.

What are some of your goals for this season?

To make it through a whole season, to actually get to play. I haven’t played a whole season yet—I started derby in 2018.

What advice do you have for people who want to play roller derby?

Don’t be afraid to do it because you’re gonna love it.

Who would you like to nominate for next month, and what do you want to ask?

Override. Have you always been as fast as you are now on the track?


Thank you for a fun conversation, Annie! Readers, if you missed the excitement of the Honky Tonk Stomp last month, then you’ll have to wait another few weeks to catch Annie and the rest of the team at home. We’ll be on the road this month, so follow our social media pages to stay up to date on our progress! Until next time, be like Annie and make a major life choice centered around roller derby.

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February Featured Skater: Pistol Whips

Pistol Whips head shot. She is wearing a black Hard Knox jersey in front of the Sunsphere. Her makeup dramatically emphasizes her eyes and cheeks. She is wearing a headband across her forehead and blue feathers in her hair.

Name: Pistol Whips

Number: 365

Travel Team: Brawlers

Home Team: Lolitas

Years skating: 1


You might know her for her blocking on the track, but she’s also behind the merchandise you know and love. Get to know February’s skater of the month: Pistol Whips!


Miss I'll Strike, Pistol Whips, and Killer Kanary geared up and ready for bout day.

You were nominated by Miss I’ll Strike, who wants to know what your favorite thing about your first season was, whether it was a specific moment from a game or a practice, or just anything in general since you’ve now had a full season under your belt.

I would say surviving the first season is one! And then, I guess about June, everything slowed down, and I knew what was happening instead of just being in a tornado and not knowing what to do, not knowing what I could do, couldn’t do. Towards the end of the season, I was able to catch a jammer (still didn’t know what to do with them once I got them). But, you know, a lot of improvement, just the improvement over the year.

What brought you to roller derby in the first place?

Oh I have wanted to join since Hard Knox first started! I had a business at the time and never could get the schedule worked out to where I could commit to the practices. But every year, I would go on the website and look. Then after COVID (I had sold my business during shutdown) sitting around last year I was like, “You know? I think I’m going to try this,” and so that’s what I did.

Had you ever skated before?

I’ve skated most of my life. When I was younger I did figure skating on roller skates, but I had not been on skates for probably ten years when I decided to do Hard Knox. But yeah, I skated a lot early.

Pistol Whips and Roller Bear blocking on the track.

Are there any skills that cross over for you from figure skating to this?

Crossovers and toe stop work. Of course, it’s all different now because I was young and little, so the backwards stuff is different. So there’s just things that I used to could do that now I’m like, terrified to try, if that makes sense. But yeah, it does cross over.

Pistol Whips holding an award, a black wooden "P" with her name, number, and a small silver gun with bullets attached.

How did you decide on your skater name and number?

My husband and I like to shoot. I struggled trying to find a name. I had a lot of different ones, but I was trying to find something that no one else really had. So I went with “Pistol,” and I wanted it to be like a play on words, and “whips” is a word from derby, so it kind of had two meanings, so I went with that.

The number is 365, and that is the number of the pistol that I shoot with.

What is something on your bucket list that you would like to accomplish?

Oh gosh, left on my bucket list I’d like to go to Egypt, Rome, skydive. Most of those things are probably not going to happen [laughs]

Selfie of Whips in her HKRD uniform, a pink bandana on her head, and glittery makeup on her cheeks.

But it’s fun to have things to dream about!

Yeah, my bucket list nowadays is just to enjoy life in the moment. Because when you’re younger, you tend to focus on things that are not important, and the older you get, the more focused you become.

What is your favorite roller derby position to play?

Blocker and brace. I like to be able to see behind me, so I like to brace, and it’s just kind of fun to try to keep up with the jammer. Blocking: it’s just a fun position, you know, you’re trying to work with everybody and try to keep that jammer from getting through, so it’s a good test for balance and learning new skills.

How would you describe your derby playing style?

I’m not sure I even have one yet! [laughs] Not really aggressive, trying to get better at that. That first whole season was just mostly trying to keep up with what was happening, but I don’t think I’ve developed a style yet. But hopefully that’ll happen.

HKRD merchandise at bout day. There are three tables of merchandise with a t-shirt display behind one of the tables.

So one of your off-the-track responsibilities is our merchandise. What has that experience been like for you?

Oh super fun! I’m in my element with that. And it’s always fun spending other people’s money! But just trying to really, you know, take it to the next level and do more for the league to have more funds, which I think can really help with that.

Whips selfie in front of the HKRD t-shirts.

Is there anything that you want to tease that we’re going to have at the merch table this season? Anything that you can reveal?

We’re going to do some more stickers and probably some more different shirts and hoodies and options that’s not just our logo, here’s our logo, you know. Spread to a broader crowd. And maybe some different items that people can use out in their daily life that will advertise us.

On the track, what is your most common penalty, and do you think that says anything about your personality or your derby playing style?

It’s usually a forearm, and so I guess that’s just a natural reaction, trying to learn not to use your arms. I don’t know how that would make my style be, but it would be a forearm or a directional. Those are the two that I get all the time.

Do you have any goals for yourself for this new 2024 season?

I wanna improve my endurance, and try to play other positions, and just improve my skills. I haven’t been able to do a lot because I do have an injury now, so that may affect my season this year, but it gives me goals to work towards.

Pistol Whips giving high fives to fans around the track.

What is something that you’ve gained from your roller derby experience that you maybe didn’t expect?

The support and camaraderie of the team. It’s a good experience, for sure, because during COVID I was alone at home a lot, and I hadn’t played a team sport since high school, so it’s a good experience.

Pistol Whips blocking on the track with two other HKRD skaters. She is bracing and turned away from the camera.

What sports did you play in high school?

I played field hockey, which I grew up in Maine so that’s a Northern thing, we don’t have that down here, and then I played tennis.

Does any of that help you out in derby?

The field hockey probably just being more assertive does help a little bit, but again, that’s been like thirty years ago since. [laughs]

It builds a foundation!

Yeah, exactly!

So if you’re originally from Maine, what brought you down here to Tennessee?

My parents had moved out down here. I’m originally from California. We lived in Maine for awhile, and then my step-father’s family was here, so they moved back down here, and I ended up eventually moving down here to be closer to my mom, and I’ve stayed.

What’s something you like about Tennessee?

Selfie of Killer Kanary and Whips

Oh the mountains, lots of nature stuff, the weather is better.

When we’re not totally snowed in!

Yeah, less snow than what we’ve had this week.

How do you like to spend your free time?

I spend time with my dog. I live on a farm, and that’s what I do for work now, is grow vegetables, and just spend time with my animals. Trying to do more stuff outdoors, live in the moment.

What’s been something that’s been really satisfying about having a farm?

Just being outside and being in touch with nature. Not being stuck inside working all day long, just the freedom to kind of space my day out how I want.

What advice do you have for people who would want to play roller derby?

Whips on the track with a small smile on her face.

Just do it! [laughs] Have patience with yourself because it’s hard, it’s very hard. You have to do it, and you know, it does get—you get disappointed, but you will improve.

Who would you like to nominate for next month, and what do you want to ask?

Psych Wazowski. What made you decide to do roller derby, and how do you feel like your first official season went?


Thanks for an awesome conversation Pistol Whips! It’s shaping up to be a big year with a lot of home bouts and other community events. You’ll be able to catch us earlier than usual with the Honky Tonk Stomp happening on March 23-34! So until then, be like Pistol Whips and live in the moment.

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