September Featured Skater: Shreddy Krueger

Headshot of Shreddy Krueger. She is wearing a black Hard Knox jersey against a background of green, black, and white. Her hands are on her hips and she is staring at the camera with an intense expression.

Name: Shreddy Krueger

Number: 666

Travel Team: Brawlers

Home Team: Moonshine Moxies

Years skating: 1


They block, pivot, and jam—and all in their first year, too! Get to know September’s skater of the month: Shreddy Krueger!


You were nominated by Mobile Crisis, who knows that you’ve done other sports, so she wants to know: why derby? Why now?

Selfie of Mobile Crisis and Shreddy Krueger. They are both in full gear at a home bout. Crisis is in white, and Shreddy is in black.

I used to compete in amateur boxing for about six years, and so I’ve always really liked contact sports. I also did kickboxing and jiu jitsu. I actually wanted to join derby back in 2020, but then a lot of life stuff happened and I just wasn’t able to. And then I was just like, “I’m gonna try it out,” and now I love it.

Do you notice any sort of skills from those previous boxing, kickboxing [that] help you in derby?

Yes, I think some help me and some don’t help me. The biggest transition for me has been from using my arms to not using my arms. In boxing, you have to have your arms up at all times, and you stand very straight up in boxing. And derby is the opposite. So learning to jam: I have to keep my arms in and not get any forearms, and then I should not be standing up straight.

So that’s been challenging, but the things that have crossed over that are good is just the overall strength, and my shoulders, so that really helps, and then my endurance. I think I’m able to have good endurance from my boxing training. But it’s a completely different sport. I’ve had to unlearn everything that I know and relearn. And now I have wheels on!

How would you describe your skating background pre-derby?

I rollerbladed a lot when I was younger. We had a skating rink—I grew up in a really small town, where they didn’t have a lot to do, so you either went to Walmart, or you went skating or bowling. Those were the three things. And so I had always rollerbladed, for years and years, and then when I went to join derby, they were like, “You can’t do rollerblades, you have to have quads.” So then I started skating at skating rinks like two or three months before fresh meat started, just so I made sure I could skate standing up. So more of a rollerblading background than skating. And then with wheels, [I did] skateboarding as well. But yeah, quads have been a change.

Shreddy and an opponent jammer waiting for the jam to start at the jam line. Shreddy is in black and has an intense expression on their face.

So you’ve kind of already touched on your derby playing style, but do you have anything else that you would add to it, or a signature move that you try to do?

I joke sometimes with Bush and say I like to get “angy” and just like power my way through like a bulldozer. Something I really try to do (a technique I got from boxing) is just to stare forward and not let my eyes telegraph where I’m going to go. And then when I’m jamming I really like to do sneaky passes. I like to tell my pivot: just watch me because if I do a pass, it’s most likely going to be sneaky, so that people can’t see it. But I would say my style is working on being more jukey, but I’m definitely a power through kind of person, so just going, just pushing.

You have really dabbled in all three of the different positions, as a blocker, and a pivot, and a jammer. Which one is your favorite to play?

Shreddy racing around the outside of the track as a jammer. She is in the ref lane so she might be exiting for a penalty.

I’m really enjoying jamming. It was funny because when I started, I was like, “I’m never going to be a jammer, I’m going to be a blocker.” Right, because I knew I was strong, I knew I had some of that skill. When I joined derby, getting hit was not a fear of mine because I got punched in the face all the time, so I really was not afraid of being hit. But then I jumped into pivot, and I really like that too, just kind of being the SOS person, like I need help. And I’m really enjoying jamming because I really like to have goals, and I like to push myself to my full potential, and I’m just really enjoying jamming right now, so I’m hoping to keep getting better at that.

How would you describe this rookie year you’ve had?

It’s been kind of a whirlwind. I have had a lot of personal stuff going in my life, so I’ve dedicated 110% to derby. I think since the beginning, I’ve only missed two practices, including fresh meat. It’s really just kept me sane. It’s kind of like my therapy. But when I first started, I was like, “There’s no way that I’m gonna be able to do this.” I was practicing transitions and toe stops in my house, and I was like, “I’m not gonna get this, I’m gonna fail.” But then I just started to put in the work, and I’m a big believer of what you put in is what you get out of it.

Shreddy holding an award that she earned from the Smokey Mountain bout. The award is inspired by Freddy Kreuger (painted with red and green stripes and three fingers with knives). Shreddy is smiling widely.

It’s definitely been empowering, it’s been cool to learn things and [have] things seeming really hard, and then all of a sudden you’re like, “Woah, I just did that?” I think last game I spun, I was jamming and I did a twirl and I was like, what? So sometimes you don’t even realize you’re doing things and it just happens. I don’t know if I answered the question, sorry.

Not only did you answer my question, you kind of read my mind, because I was literally in the moment thinking—do you have any of those turning moments, like where you realized you could do something that you previously couldn’t? Because that’s definitely a really cool one, I know what you’re talking about when you spun last time, that was cool. So do you remember an early one or the first one that you had?

That was definitely a big one because I remember looking over at Slam and being like [stunned] and she was like, “Go! Go! Go!” Because I was so shocked that I did it! But I think probably when we were in West Virginia [against Chemical Valley Rollergirls], on that fun trip, I had probably my biggest hit that I’ve ever had. I was blocking and I hit somebody really hard. I came back and they were like, “Yeah! That’s awesome!” So that was cool. Like actually, effectively hitting somebody. Because you can touch people, but then when you hit them and they—oh, I hit a jammer out, and I was like, “Did I just do that?” So there’s definitely been those moments. But I would say the last game with the spinning was definitely—I even came back [to the bench] and Bush was like, “I saw you do that spin!” And I was like, “I don’t even know how I did that! It just happened.”

When it comes to bouts, do you prefer our home bouts or traveling for away bouts?

I used to prefer away bouts because I was still (well I’m still a baby, but I was baby baby), and I was like, “Well at least if I mess up, I’m not going to know anybody except for my team.” But now I really enjoy the home games. It kind of pumps me up to have people there that I know and that support me. So I enjoy both, honestly. I don’t think I have a preference, one over the other. Maybe for convenience home games, just because I’ve got a kiddo, but yeah, it’s also fun to travel to new places. Nice to bond and get to know your people, and just have a good time.

Do you have any pre-bout rituals that you like to do?

Oh man, I don’t know if it’s a ritual, but I do not eat because I’m so nervous, like that my stomach’s gonna get upset. I usually just have a coffee and maybe an applesauce or something. But as far as pre-bout goes, I'm an early person. I’m always early everywhere, so I try to be early to things. This year since I’ve been on the bench staff, I think that helps me because I kind of watch what the All-Stars are doing before the Brawlers go on, so I guess that might be my pre-bout, just cheering on the All-Stars and watching you all and getting tips from just watching and seeing what you guys are doing. And it helps distract my brain also from being really nervous because I’m so focused on helping you all that I’m like, “Oh yeah, I have a game!”

What have been some of your favorite achievements on the track?

I guess as far as skills go: when I first was able to do a turn around toe stop, I was ecstatic. And then the 45 [degree angle] to the line, that was a big deal to me, to get those, because I really struggled with turning around when I first started. Now I just do it like, “Oh, cool, I just turned around!”

Group shot of HKRD volunteers at Horse Haven; the group of 11 is in a barn in front of bales of hay.

And then I’m just really excited that I got to jam this season! It’s kind of a big deal for me that I was able to, you know, kind of get into that because I know it is a more skilled position, it is one that takes a little bit longer just to kind of get the feel for it. I guess I’m just proud of trying all the positions and being willing to kind of go wherever.

You’ve organized our league’s volunteer opportunities this season. What have been some of your favorite moments from those outings?

Oh those have been fun! Yeah, I really liked our last one at Horse Haven. It was a lot of manual work, but nobody complained, everybody was really happy to do it. We made lots of jokes, and it was just really nice. I think I would say that for everything—everybody that has showed up has been willing to help, and even when things are chaotic, they’ve been patient with me trying to organize things. Everybody has a good attitude that comes, and so that’s always really nice because I feel like your energy and your attitude really affect other people, especially in those kind of events. I enjoy planning, I enjoy scheduling things, so it’s fun for me to do it. But I think probably out of all of them, I think Horse Haven was probably my favorite.

What is your go-to karaoke song?

Oh gosh, I love karaoke! I would say “It’s All Coming Back to Me Now” by Céline Dion. That’s probably my go-to, which is funny because people would not think that with me. I would say that one, or “Like a Prayer” by Madonna. Probably more Céline Dion though. I like really theatrical karaoke songs because then I don’t have to be serious, so it makes me a little bit less nervous, but I really love singing (you know, you’ve karaoked with me in the car). I think definitely Céline Dion’s “It’s All Coming Back to Me.” It’s a very dramatic song. It goes on forever though!

Oh it does! But it’s well worth it, it’s a lot of fun!

Yeah, I’m like, “Just wait—there’s more!”

How else do you like to spend your free time?

Between me and my boys: [husband] Tony just started playing rugby, and [son] Bentley plays baseball, so we’re all very sportsy. We try to support each other in all three of those. And we have a lot of animals that I enjoy spending time with. Then on the weekends, we try to just go do stuff with Bentley. Just like some bonding, ask him what he wants to do. Sometimes we go to the zoo, sometimes we’ll just go do an activity, and then some weekends we just stay at home, work on the house. Tony and I are kind of homebodies, Bentley not so much, so we have to balance it out. Singing, I love to sing, I love music. I like crafts, like making stuff.

What is the story behind your skater name and number?

Shreddy in full gear is turned 3/4 towards the camera, showing off their armband with their number 666.

I love everything horror, surprise surprise! Halloween is every day for me. I’ve loved spooky stuff since I was little. I actually watched Friday the 13th on repeat with my mamaw when I was like ten, so my mamaw really liked scary movies too. And then my dad always dressed up every Halloween as Jason Voorhees no matter what my costume was, he was always Jason from the time like kindergarten until I didn’t trick or treat any more. So Jason is actually my favorite, but I didn’t want my derby name to be Jason [laughs]. I couldn’t think of anything that went with that, but I have a top five, and Freddy [Krueger]’s in my top five. I really like Northern slang, like “I’m gonna shred,” so I really liked the name “Shreddy.”

And then my number has been a funny journey because we’re in the South. Some people are not a fan of my number, but it’s kind of an inside joke with my brothers and I, and also it just kind of fits the theme, obviously because, you know, Freddy Krueger and it just kind of goes with it. But my brothers and I, all three of our favorite number is six, and so when we were younger, we were always like, “Six-six-six!” You know, because it was like, there’s three of us, and it’s our favorite number, and then it goes with my theme as well. It’s got some history to it. And then we used, in our basement, we used to take a permanent marker [laughs] and write it on our wall to freak our mom out! Because we were like, “It’s just our favorite number!” And we always just thought it was funny that people got so upset over a number.

Selfie of Shreddy. She is in full bout makeup, including red and black slash marks on her face.

So my brothers and I, all three of us have a dark sense of humor, but yeah, I love everything spooky. Also really like ghosts. Every night I watch a horror movie, like a new one, it’s how I wind down my night. It just seemed appropriate to have the horror name. And I wear scratches every game because I like that, I really like to get into character because I love Halloween. Like I said, every day is Halloween for me!

What advice do you have for people who might want to play roller derby?

I would say try it and don’t—one of the things that I really like that we say in derby is that, “I can’t do this yet.” We always say, “yet” instead of, “I can’t do it.” That’s really helped me mentally because derby is a really mental game. It’s easy to get imposter syndrome and just be like, “I can’t do this, this is too hard.” Especially as an adult learning a new sport, you’re like, “Woah, what?” So I would say just try it, give yourself a chance, and what you put into it is what you get out of it.

I also say that derby is like a really safe environment, and people are really encouraging. The martial arts world is not really the same. You have to work really hard for things and there, people aren’t as kind. I would say that’s been a big adjustment for me and derby in a good way. You guys are really nice to me, and I’m like, “But I was in the box six times?” And they’re like, “It’s okay!” And I’m like, “What?” It is an accepting community too, so no matter what your ability is, no matter what your anything is—it’s open to everybody, and that’s a really big deal too. So I think it’s good all around.

Group shot of the Moonshine Moxies at draft night.

Who would you like to nominate for next month, and what do you want to ask them?

Lemon DropHer. What is the thing that she’s most proud of since she started fresh meat until now? Because I feel like she’s done amazing. She’s really—from seeing her from day one until now, I’m just so proud of her. I guess what is her thing that she is most proud of herself for achieving? Because I have definitely seen a lot!


Thanks for a phenomenal conversation Shreddy! Readers, you have one more chance to catch her and the rest of the Hard Knox team at home this Saturday, September 7, at World’s Fair Exhibition Hall. You don’t want to miss it! Until then, be like Shreddy, and tackle a new and challenging skill by remind yourself that you just can’t do it “yet.”

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August Featured Skater: Mobile Crisis

Headshot of Mobile Crisis. She wearing her black Hard Knox jersey. Her body is turned in 3/4 pose to the camera with her arms clapsed in front of her. Her shoulder length brown hair is down, and she is smiling widley.

Name: Mobile Crisis


Number: 16


Travel Team: Brawlers


Home Team: Moonshine Moxies

Years skating: 1


She’s a fierce blocker who has officially made her debut with HKRD this season! Get to know August’s Skater of the Month: Mobile Crisis!


You were nominated by Tough Muffin, who wants to know: how confident are you on the track versus off the track?

[laughs] I think that’s a great question! I am not a very confident person in all areas of life, and I think with being so new to derby and still trying to hone skills and figure out the game: definitely, I do not have a lot of confidence in my skills. That is something that I am hoping to continue to work on.

Crisis is in a wall with Jersey Cyclone and Psych Wazowski, trying to stop an opposing jammer as their own jammer, Destroying Angel, makes her way through.

You’ve been involved with or adjacent to the roller derby community for quite a while. When did you first learn about the sport?

I think I went to my first bout in 2006. Like a lot of other people, I had seen derby on TV in childhood and kind of had some vague ideas of what was going on. And I can’t remember exactly how I found out about that first bout (probably flyers posted around) but me and some girlfriends went, and it seemed like that was super awesome! Couldn’t wait to get involved, but life happened, and actually did not reach out to try a fresh meat or meet any people until later (2014).

Had you skated before, or done any of that sort of stuff as a kid?

I skated as a kid. I think I might have been eleven or twelve, somewhere around there, and I told my parents that I wanted to play hockey. And so they signed me up for figure skating lessons. And that was good! I was informed it was less dangerous (and I supposed it is).

But I took ice skating lessons; I think I had a pair of roller blades. I’d go to roller skating and birthday parties, those sorts of things. Took mostly ice skating lessons, and then middle of high school actually got a job working at the ice rink, and so spent time on skates for that. But when 2014 rolled around and I did my first fresh meat, it had been years since I had consistently been on any sort of skate.

Crisis at age 11. She is sitting on a bench at the skating rink, tying her laces, with a smile on her face.

So you tried first in ‘14; this past year, you did fresh meat again. Any reason you can think of why this is the year that it stuck for you?

Uh, life! In 2014 I did a fresh meat round, and the league had some different standards at the time, so it took a little bit, and I passed the WFTDA [Women’s Flat Track Derby Association] test, where we had to do a certain number of laps in a certain amount of time, that was excellent. It was just a couple of practices in, after I had passed my sort of test, and I got pregnant with my son. And so that kind of derailed things for a little bit, and then I went to graduate school, and then life kept happening.

Crisis on an outdoor skating trail. She is wearing full protective gear and smiling widely.

I came back at the beginning of 2022, and did not do a fresh meat, and two practices in, I sprained my ankle, and had to do physical therapy, and it took a few months to get back on track. I think it was April of that year, I decided that I really did need to do a fresh meat to kind of get my skills back up to speed. Did that fresh meat, and I think two practices in, sprained the other ankle. So I did yet another fresh meat in October of ‘22, and then all of 2023 I spent that year doing rec league and just sort of slowly coming to practices, trying to build confidence, and just spending more time on skates. So 2024 is the first year that I have actually dedicated to doing derby.

Whenever we tell people that we play roller derby, they tend to have questions for us. What is your favorite question or the most common question that people ask you?

Oh gosh. I don’t know that I get a lot of questions right off the bat. It’s more surprised faces, like, “Wait, what? Do you guys hit each other?” I guess that’s the biggest sort of area of questions or, “How violent is it? Do you guys still punch each other?” And then if someone remains interested, then they’ll start getting into questions about how the sport actually works and how you score points.

Crisis bracing Jersey Cyclone and November Pain in a tripod against an opponent jammer.

What is your favorite position to play and why?

Well, it’s not jamming. [laughs] I don’t know if that is because of a lack of endurance; I think it is more still not feeling super confident on skates. I think when you’re jamming, there is a lot more agility that is involved, and I still have in the back of my mind: you’re older and you can get injured, and so take it easy.

Selfie of Crisis at an outdoor skating rink. She is in full gear and smiling excitedly with her full mouth open.

I do prefer blocking. I have a goal of eventually trying to do some pivoting, but still tend to shy away from that, simply because of the possibility of having to switch over to being a jammer. But definitely blocking, and I prefer the outside lane, and I also do like to brace. I like being able to see the action coming at me, and I like trying to figure out where to help my teammates sort of get into the best position to stop the jammer.

How would you describe your blocking style?

Hmmm, I wouldn’t! [laughs] At this moment, my style is trying to learn, figuring out what works best, what doesn’t, and doing everything that I can to adapt, to hone my skills into being a more effective blocker. Even though I’ve been around derby for so long, I feel like I really have not actually played for very long, and there’s still a lot of things that I’m figuring out about the game.

What is your most common penalty, and does that say anything about your personality or your playing style?

Well, my husband would say my common penalty is the fact that I don’t get very many penalties! And I think that is because I’m much more reserved in my playing—instead of sort of being more aggressive and going for it, I’m still kind of waiting to see what’s happening and what’s coming. So I really have not gotten very many penalties, but I think that the most common one I have gotten is either a multiplayer or a directional. On the times when I do get really into what’s happening and I’m going to try to hit somebody out, I usually stop thinking about the rest of the rules and just get them.

HKRD Brawlers skating around during introductions at an away bout. All skaters are squatted low except for Crisis, who is standing up as her name and number have just been called.

What is the story behind your skater name and number?

Skater name is because of my profession. “Mobile Crisis” is the unit that you call when someone is experiencing a mental health crisis, and so if somebody is in the community and they are in need of some psychiatric care, you call Mobile Crisis. I have never actually worked for Mobile Crisis, but I do work for the organization that runs Knoxville’s mobile crisis unit, and a lot of the positions that I have had over the years are very Mobile Crisis adjacent. I’ve spent most of my career working with individuals that are experiencing mental health crises or significant mental health symptoms.

And 16 is just because that’s the only number I’ve ever had. I did not play team sports growing up, and I joined an adult co-ed soccer team with my husband 10+ years ago, and that is the number that was just randomly assigned on the jersey. So 16 seemed like a pretty good one.

Crisis talking with Jersey and Psych Wazowski on the track.

What have been some of your favorite derby moments? These could be either on or off the track.

I think on the track: my favorite moments are times when I feel like I was effective, and sometimes I understand what I did that was great, sometimes I don’t understand what I did (what was great) but those moments where it’s like, “Ohhh! You were in the right place at the right time, and you did something good! You stopped somebody! You did great!” I think those moments are good.

Off the track, I don’t know. It’s a great community, so spending time with each other and getting to know each other is pretty fun.

Do you have any pre-game rituals?

Try not to think about it! [laughs] That is pretty much the biggest thing that I do, because if I think about it all day, I get pretty nervous. I don’t know that I have developed any rituals, because I think at this point I really only played in—what have we had, four or five games? Something along those lines? I think my routine is just: try to keep Saturday as normal as possible. It’s just another day, it just happens to be a day that we’re going to play a game, and if I think too much about it, then it makes me nervous, and then I think it probably negatively affects how I’m going to do. Too much in my head, I can’t think about it.

So we only have had a few, but so far, have you preferred our home bouts or traveling for away bouts?

Cross stitch of black thread on white fabric that says "TALK DERBY TO ME...." with the HKRD logo.

I actually prefer the away bouts. I think part of that is because I don’t know the people that are there, you know? I don’t really know all of the people that are at our home bouts either, but just being in a different place: I’m going to walk in, I’m gonna do the game. These people don’t know me, it just feels like the pressure is a lot less when we’re away.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Yesh, what free time? [laughs] I like to read. I like to craft, make things. Before I made the decision to go into the mental health field, I thought that I was going to be an architect. I do enjoy drawing and painting and designing and those kinds of things. I like spending time with my family. My kids are very athletic, and so there’s always some sort of game or practice or something to watch, so I do enjoy that.

What does your family think about you playing roller derby? Have they been to any of the bouts yet?

My parents are season ticket holders! So I think that’s good. My family is very supportive. I think my dad is pretty excited. I did not play organized sports growing up, but my brother did, and so I think it’s kind of—my dad went to every single one of my brother’s games, and now I’ve got some games, so I think he is enjoying showing up. Definitely my mother’s goal for every bout is just to not get injured. As long as I come home without an injury, it has been a successful game, regardless of the score!

Well that’s a perfect segue, because my next question was: what is your goal for the rest of the season, since we are halfway through it?

I think my goal for the rest of the season is to just finish. Which may be a small goal, but I think it’s a huge goal. This has been a dream of mine for eighteen years. To be able to be on the team and to play, and having all these bumps in the road, and finally getting to the point where I am right now—I think my goal is just to finish, and then my goal for the next season is to come back. You know, every practice that we have, every game that we have, my skill set improves, and my understanding of what I need to be doing on the track increases, and I am really looking forward to seeing where I am three, four years down the road.

Closeup of wheels on the track. Crisis is front and center, as identified by her sunflower tattoo on her right leg.

Who would you like to nominate for next month, and what do you want to ask them?

Shreddy Krueger. I guess my question is just: why derby? I know that she has been involved in other sports, different athletics. Why derby? Why now?


Thank you for a super fun and thoughtful conversation Crisis! Readers, you don’t have much longer to catch her and the other Hard Knox skaters at home this season, so make sure you clear up your schedule! Until next time, be like Crisis, and make it a goal to just finish something important to you!

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June Featured Skater: Tough Muffin

Headshot of Tough Muffin. She is visible from the shoulders up. Her wavy brown hair is down to her shoulders. She has an intense expression on her face.

Name: Tough Muffin

Number: 350º

Travel Team: Brawlers

Home Team: Bombshell Bettys

Years skating: 2


She is small and mighty out on the track. Get to know June’s skater of the month: Tough Muffin!


You were nominated by Override, who wants to know: what do you want to be when you grow up?

Garbanzo and Tippit, wearing matching suits before Mardi Growl.

That’s a good question from Override. Career-wise, I don’t know, but I know that I want to be a mom, and happy!

What brought you to roller derby?

I went to my first bout in 2022. It was the Halloween one, and I went because I knew Cat [#505] from the dog park (our dogs are actually best friends), and she said it would be a good time. Then fresh meat was right after, and I just decided to go for it.

Did you have any idea what roller derby was before you went?

I had seen Whip It, but otherwise, I didn’t know before I saw it in person. And I knew how to roller skate because I taught myself during COVID. You might not think that I knew how to skate, my first day of fresh meat, but I did!

Did you have any other COVID related things that you learned how to do, or ways that you kept yourself busy?

No, I pretty much just ate TikTok pasta and binged TV shows.

Muffin kissing Sinister Siren's cheek. They are both wearing Hard Knox jerseys and full gear for an outdoor skate at the Pride Parade.

And that works too! So how would you describe your rookie year (fresh meat, first season, anything)?

Fresh meat went by really fast. It’s pretty much a blur, but I loved my first year of roller derby and the friendships that I’ve made, and I was sort of falling in love at the same time. Not to be cheesy, but it’s kind of hard to unlink the two, since I am dating one of my teammates.

We are always pro-cheese here! Well, how did you decide on your skater name and number?

My camp name was Muffin, for no particular reason, but that’s what I went by, so I knew I would respond to it. And then it was just about making it a two name deal.

Another idea I had was MG Hammer, but I don’t really like MC Hammer enough for that, but it used my initials.

My number used to be 273, which was my childhood home address, just an homage to my family, but I changed it this year to 350°, which is its own funny pun.

Muffin jamming in a bout. She is coming around a turn with speed and an intense look on her face.

What is your favorite position to play?

Jammer. I like to go fast, and I guess I like being the center of attention.

Muffin holding up her dog, Garbazo, on her lap. They are at a park. She is smiling widely.

Jammers do get the best photographs!

Yeah, although I’m always making the worst faces in those photos.

You had an excellent face in this last bout, when you were passing the panty that one time.

Oh yeah, I saw that. I think Kanary sent it to me and made a joke about it.

How would you describe your jamming style?

In progress. A lot of bending, and not a lot of successful pushing. I think I mix it up. Still definitely learning, but sometimes I get points!

Do you have a signature move as a jammer?

I wouldn’t say so, but I have been doing a lot of bean dipping, or doing the bean dip. And my favorite type of O [offense] is a shirt grab.

It’s always fun to watch you get really low with that [bean dip], and then just get around people.

Thanks!

Muffin from the shoulders up, in full gear, including tiny muffins on her face. She is smiling gently at the camera.

If Tough Muffin had a theme song that we all hear whenever you do something awesome on the track, what would it be?

Ooh, that’s a fun one! I don’t know what speaks to me or my jamming, but something fun from the 80s, like “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” or “Karma Chameleon.”

On bout day, do you have any pre-game rituals?

My first year, I had to put my muffin on my face immediately before we went to the venue. But this year, I pretty much just try to relax so I don’t get anxious, and I walk my dog. Nothing exciting.

What are some of your favorite achievements on the track?

I guess MVP Jammer. I got that twice last year: once for our 15 minute game (as you recall, when we got rained out), but the other game was a full game, and I felt better about that one. I got Rookie of the Year, but that was at the end of the year party, so not really on the track. One time I hit somebody and everybody was like, “Woah!” That was fun. But just the once, I think.

Muffin, Roller Bear, and two Montgomery skaters posing with their MVP Jammer and Blocker awards after a bout. All are still in full gear and smiling widely.

Do you have any derby heroes?

Derby heroes…I don’t know enough about historical derby players, but within our own league—I love watching Kitty jam, and I admire my wife, Psych Wazowski, because she made All Star this year. 

There was a jammer on the Nashville team, Brannan. She played at Honky Tonk Stomp, she was amazing to watch. A total water element. She just went through every pack like a butter knife goes through butter.

Group selfie of Raison D'Êtrimental, Trauma Queen, Tough Muffin, and Sinister Siren. They are in full Hard Knox gear and attire at the Pride Parade.

Have you set any goals for yourself for this season? And if so, how are they going?

Yes: my goal is to get MVP Jammer again this year, at least once, and I would like to have a penalty-free bout. And now that we’re getting prizes for passing the panty, definitely want a prize.

Yes, I forget how many times did you pass it that first bout? I think you had three?

Yeah, I think two or three.

Let me see…[searching through my notes] yeah it was three that you had. Well speaking of penalties, what is your most common penalty, and what does that say about you as a skater?

Definitely cutting the track! And it’s because I continuously get hit out of bounds, and they run me back. This last game, I was a little reckless because I was getting frustrated, and I should have been more careful reentering behind everyone than I was, and that’s why I got a cut track, so I really only have myself to blame. I thought I could get away with it.

Muffin and teammates on the bench on gameday. Muffin is standing, and talking to Miss I'll Strike, Killer Kanary, Cat, and Lethally Blonde, who are all seated.

What is something on your bucket list?

I want to snorkel in the Great Barrier Reef.

Selfie of Muffin and Siren on gameday. Muffin is hugging Siren from behind and wearing Bettys attire and makeup. Siren is in full Hard Knox gear and Siren makeup. Both are smiling softly.

What is people’s reaction to learning that you play roller derby?

If it’s a man, honestly, they’re usually rude. He’ll be like, “Really? You play roller derby?” 

Everyone says, “Wow!” And if they want to know more, they’ll ask; otherwise, they’ll pretty quickly drop it. And I really don’t go on and on about it, unless I think somebody’s interested. But I could probably talk about roller derby all day.

What are some other things that you could talk about all day? Like how do you tend to spend your free time?

I hang out with my dog, and my girlfriend, and our friends. I love my family. I watch a lot of TV and movies, and I’ve always loved talking about those and pop culture. I’ve been doing logic puzzles to keep my mind sharp, but that’s not really worth talking about, that’s just something I do by myself.

If you could describe your derby experience in 3-5 words, or maybe a short sentence, what would you say?

How about: that escalated quickly.

Muffin flexing on the track. She is grinning widely. In the background, you can see that the score is: HKRD Brawlers 147, Little City Roller Derby 149.

Who would you like to nominate for next month, and what do you want to ask them?

Mobile Crisis. How confident are you on the track versus off the track?


Thank you for a fun conversation, Muffin! Readers, you have two chances to catch Hard Knox at home this month: June 1 and 22. Don’t miss out on this amazing skating! And until next time, be like Tough Muffin, and just go for something new.

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May Featured Skater: override

Headshot of Override. He is wearing a black Marble City Mayhem tank top in a 3/4 pose. He is smiling slightly.

Name: override

Number: 11

Teams: Marble City Mayhem & Team Zebra

Home Team: Bombshell Bettys

Years skating: 30


They’re known for their quick calls and even quicker movement on the track—get to know May’s skater of the month: override!


You were nominated by Endorphin Annie, who wants to know: have you always been as fast as you are now on the track?

[laughs] I probably used to be faster, actually. I started out as a kid, first just going to the roller rink, you know, when I was ten, but then I got into speed skating after that. I did inline speed skating for a couple years. So that’s where I got some of my form, but I’ve always been pretty fast.

Did that translate to any other—did you play any other sports or anything like that?

Yeah, I played baseball from like five years old to junior in high school, until I got cut my senior year because I wasn’t big enough, but it happens.

Override and his son sitting in the crowd at a bout. Override is in full ref uniform and equipment, and his son is waving to the camera. Both have a soft smile.

So you skated as a kid. How did you discover roller derby?

I didn’t discover that until much later. So I was actually getting ready to finish graduate school, and there was a girl in my—actually, what I used to do is: I would bring my skates up to our studio whenever we had to do all nighters for school, and when I would get tired, I would skate a loop, you know, around the building. I’d be inside the building, but one of the other girls actually joined Red Stick Roller Derby, and told me about it. She was like, “You would probably like it.” And I was like, “You’re kidding!” I skated all growing up, but I didn’t know about roller derby until I was 25.

So you joined roller derby. What position did you like to play then?

Override skating backwards on his left foot with his right foot lifted in the air behind him.

Well, I wasn’t able to actually play for a while because back then, they just had referees, and we weren’t allowed to play or touch any of the skaters, so there was no contact. Mostly because it was, you know, fear of guys hurting girls and stuff like that. So it wasn’t until I moved to LA when I got to play on the men’s team for the first time, and I pretty much started out doing jamming mostly. But back then (I guess it’s always been the same) endurance has always been the biggest hurdle with jamming.

What do you like about jamming?

I think whenever I jam, it’s sort of my focus. It’s sort of like when a horse puts the blinders on their eyes, it’s essentially kind of what I do to where my mind goes into like a rapid tornado, and I’m just focused straight ahead, to where I just go go until I can’t go any more.

Do you have a signature move that you try to do if you can?

I guess I always like the one-foot turnaround, to where it’s like you slide along the outside or inside edge on one foot backwards. So I tend to do that one a lot.

What are some of your favorite achievements on the track?

There’s been a small handful of times where I’ve made like a 25 or 28 point jam. Let’s see, there was one time where we ended up winning by a couple of points. I wouldn’t say it was the last, final point, but it was a very close game, and so I was able to get out, score, and call it off. Basically got to make sure that we won. So that was a good feeling.

How did you decide on your skater name and number?

Override reffing during a bout with a few skaters visible. The camera is behind him, and his original number, 11d2, is visible on his helmet and the back of his ref jersey (where his name is also visible).

The skater name came about from Crash Override, from the movie Hackers. Big Hackers movie fan and computer hacking kind of fan. The number came about from: originally my number was 11d2, until they stopped allowing letters. That one came from SNL, I think, or Celebrity Jeopardy, where it was 3 or eleventy-two (it’s a made up number, it’s a number that sounds like a number but is made up).

You did start as a referee for roller derby. Had you ever reffed before for another sport?

No, so that was kind of the only way I could do anything with derby, was just refereeing, at the time. But you know, I’ve really enjoyed it just because skating is very difficult, as far as being a skater, for its own reasons, and then being a referee is difficult for very different reasons, but both are very challenging to where you never really perfect it. You’re always just trying to be the best you can at it.

When you’re getting ready for a bout, do you have a different mindset that you have to put yourself into if it’s reffing versus skating?

Well for reffing, not so much. If I’m a Head Ref, then I do have to do a lot of mental prep on different things, so as far as coordination and knowing, trying to think about all the different parts of the game, like EMTs [Emergency Medical Technicians] and doing the Head Ref/Coach meeting and then the referee meetings, trying to go over any new rule changes, and so there’s just a lot of mental preparation.

Override catching a jammer with his hip. The picture is a bit blurry, emphasizing the speed of the moment.

But with skating, I definitely have a way that I get into a zone to where I typically don’t talk to people. I usually just have to be quiet, and then I have to do at least several sprints beforehand. I usually like to get my heart up really high beforehand, and then I kind of find a corner someplace, and just zone out to get mentally prepared for what I want to do.

What is your favorite position to ref?

I think probably front pack ref, but I do, I don’t know, I like all of them because they’re all different, but I tend to like the rapidness of front pack. You sort of have to be aware of a lot.

Do you notice any similarities in the penalties you call versus the ones that you yourself might commit? I mean, obviously you’re going to call whatever you see, but you know, we might be aware of certain things.

No, I don’t usually get a whole lot of penalties called on me. I mean I do, but not like an exorbitant amount. But they’re always different, so I don’t have like a tendency to do one thing or another. I do know that if I’m trying to overdo it, like I’m trying to overcompensate (for if we’re losing and trying to do the job of two or three people) I’ll get more penalties, just from trying to be overly aggressive I guess. But it’s always different, you know? Sometimes I’ll get back blocks or forearms or cutting [the track], it’s just kind of a gambit, so I don’t really have a tendency for anything.

Override jamming. He is wearing a Drive-By City Rollers shirt, and doing a crossover in the turn.

Do you feel like you are a ref who skates or a skater who refs?

Skater who refs.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Usually I do a lot with computer graphics and software, so I’ve always been big on learning different softwares and code and website design and things like that. More often than not, I actually am either researching or exploring new softwares. So a lot of computer stuff really.

Override blocking a jammer for Marble City Mayhem. He is driving his shoulder into her stomach.

What’s a piece of advice that someone gave you that has stuck with you?

I guess for as a referee: the first big piece of advice I got was my first game that I was jam refereeing, and it was one of the coaches from the opposite team that came up to me. He was a former level 5 ref that came up and was very stern and asking me questions and things like that, trying to get me shook up because he could see that I was new. But he basically was critiquing my hand signals and how you need to do them, do them big, do them right. And so ever since then, I’ve always done very big, slow hand signals, very properly.

For skating, one of the first pieces of advice that I got was as a jammer, and I was just trying to push through a pack and that wasn’t working. One: because you use all your energy, and two: I don’t really have the size to do that. So they’d say, “You know you don’t have to push straight through. You can move side to side, and you should do that.” It was just a simple comment, but it was one that I always keep in my mind. I’m not going to try to push until I know I can actually make it through.

And sometimes it takes someone else pointing out what is actually obvious for it to click in our brain!

Oh yeah.

Do you have any goals for yourself for this season?

I don’t know if I have goals that I’m still striving towards, but one that I did that I was fairly proud of myself for doing was—we did the survival sort of mini tournament thing in Kentucky. It was just five people on the track, nonstop, and just being able to make it through five 20 minute length games and doing well, I felt was a pretty good achievement. I wasn’t sure whether I would have to bow out and go vomit into a bucket somewhere or not.

Override reffing on a banked track. He is holding his arms out to indicate the pack definition for three orange and two black skaters.

If you could describe your derby experience in 3-5 words, or maybe a short sentence, what would you say?

My derby experience in a short sentence…I would say adventurous. I’ve been able to go, see, do, and meet more places and people in my derby experience than I ever thought that I would. I’ve traveled most of the United States and met thousands of people from all over the world, just doing derby. So it’s been a whole series of memories that were so much more than I could’ve imagined I ever would have been able to get.

What advice do you have for people who want to either play or ref roller derby?

It is what you make of it, I guess. If you really want to get into it, you can go and do with all different kinds of leagues. I think a lot of people get stuck trying to stay just with their one league, but to go and visit other leagues, and to try to do scrimmages or extra events—you can make so much out of it that you want to.

Who would you like to nominate for next month, and what do you want to ask them?

Tough Muffin. I don’t know why, but the only thing I have is: what do you want to be when you grow up?


Thank you for a great conversation, override! Readers, you will have a chance to see them and the rest of Team Zebra at our regular season opener on May 18. We’re down at World’s Fair Exhibition Hall, and you can catch bouts at 5 and 7. Until then, be like Override, and make the most out of the opportunities that life sends your way.

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