They may call her Dirty Kopp, but she’s a clean, mean skating machine! She’s a jammer and blocker who has really turned up the intensity this season. She has an infectious enthusiasm, and if you read on, you just might catch it too!!

As a pivot, blocker, and jammer, E3PO is a triple-threat who has really turned up the intensity this season.  What has she done to add that extra “oomph?” Which Star Wars character would she place her bets on in a derby bout? And what little-known talent is she pining to be famous for? She asked me not to tell, but I’m no good at secrets… read on!!

If you’ve seen the HKRG Allstars in action this season, you know the name Big Ugly Bang.  When she’s not foiling blockers on the track, you’ve seen her out in the community helping Hard Knox give back. How does such a beauty get such an incongruous name? How does she stay fearless in the face of those opposing blockers waiting to stop her in her tracks? Read on to find out!

She’s one of Hard Knox’s newest faces, but we plan to hold on to her as long as we can! She’s a natural on the track and works just as hard behind the scenes (she’s the brilliant mind behind those parody music videos you’ve been seeing)! What was it like the first time she felt the impact of a full-contact scrimmage? How did she find Hard Knox, and what did she do with all that free time she had before dedicating herself to Derby? Read on to find out!!