She’s one of Hard Knox’s longest-standing players and a fan favorite. While we may never know if she has lived up to her deadly name, there is so much more to learn about Miss Murder. How has this on-track killer adjusted to coaching? How does she feel about being a Sea Hag? And how did she fall in Derby Love with her dear Wrecking Ball? If you’re bold enough, read on for some realness.

Sockajomomma transferred to Hard Knox last season, and has settled in nicely among this league of extraordinary characters. Shes one of HKRGs many artists in residence, an aspiring kazoo rock star, and an impassible opponent on the track. Read on for more facts about this fine specimen!

Evergreen Jean hails from Washington State, but she’s in love with Knoxville! You can find her skating all over town with her Skate Knoxville buddies. What’s her favorite part of town? Who gave her an award-winning booty bruise? And who is the Ranger who’s stolen her heart?? If you’re down to read on, you’re bound to find out!

While she’s made a name for herself as one of the Brawlers’ toughest blockers, Paramaniac has also distinguished herself as a leader off the track. How early do you have to get up to beat this Maniac? What does she keep in that magical cooler? And, perhaps most importantly, how do you win Paramaniac’s heart? Let’s find out!